Latest entries in category "fun"

CAT GOT YOUR TOUNG!!!!!!!

Posted by Tony on February 21, 2008, 11:54 am] in fun

Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because...

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INSTALLING A HUSBAND!!!!! HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!!!!!

Posted by Paul Madacsi on February 14, 2008, 10:49 am] in fun

Installing A Husband AN APPROPRIATE STORY FOR VALENTINE DAY Dear Tech support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many...

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EVERYONE WILL BE ANXIOUSLY WAITING!

Posted by Paul Madacsi on December 10, 2007, 7:45 am] in fun

Everyone will be anxiously waiting becauseUSA Elections are just around the corner! OK everyone, a little humor to start your day! Just remember what you read below was probably written by a Democrat! NEW BUMPER STICKERS FOR '08 1. Bush: End of an Error 2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 3. Let's Fix Democracy in...

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Democracy, Governments, and Cows

Posted by Paul Madacsi on August 1, 2007, 6:32 pm] in fun

DEMOCRAT You have two cows.Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. REPUBLICAN You have two cows.Your neighbor has none.So? SOCIALIST You have two cows.The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows.The government...

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TAKE A FRIEND ALONG AND GO!!!!

Posted by Paul Madacsi on November 25, 2006, 7:41 pm] in fun

TAKE A FRIEND ALONG AND GO!!!!  Take a friend along to the BEST Fast Food in Budapest, from NOW UNTIL CHRISTMAS! So, move over McDonalds!  The place, Vorosmarti Ter, in the center of Budapest at the end of Vaci Street. In conjunction with the arts and crafts fair where you can also pick up some great Christmas presents.  And...

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Every picture tells a story!

Posted by Paul Madacsi on October 29, 2006, 8:17 am] in fun

Every picture tells a story!  With all of the seriousness going on in we all need a little humor in our lives these days, so this picture is intended to make you laugh a little.  I personally like humor because it usually brightens up my day and I forget about life for a few moments.  "Humor is good for the soul and...

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A new form of birth control revealed!!!

Posted by Paul Madacsi on June 8, 2006, 5:17 pm] in fun

A new birth control method revealed! Newlyweds There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait...

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VOTE, DON'T PROTEST!

Posted by Tony on April 4, 2006, 4:10 pm] in fun

Vote Hungarian Voters, VOTE!  There have been a lot of protests and rallyies this year in Budapest, especially since a new prime minister will be chosen in early April. And speaking of protests, even the animals are getting into the act! And who said there were no animal rights activists here in !  The elections are very near and the...

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Political "hacking" and stupidity to the utmost

Posted by nemo on February 14, 2006, 8:57 am] in fun

The story: Hungarian socialists (aka or nick: redflower) are accusing their actual opposition and main competitor, FIDESZ (aka or nick: orange) of intruding to their server (aka: hacking!) and stealing campaign stuff from there. Redflower showed a picture of their server logs (sic!) on a press conference with no actually relevant data, as it was...

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The Ultimate in Outsourcing!

Posted by Paul Madacsi on January 23, 2006, 5:14 pm] in fun

I just had to pass this along to my expats friends, because i'm still laughing about it. Please enjoy!!! Subject: Outsourcing the Presidency  Congress today announced that the office of President of the will be outsourced to as of February 1, 2005.   The move is being made to save the President's $400,000 yearly salary, and also...

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A LITTLE CATHOLIC HUMOR!!!!!

Posted by Tony on January 7, 2006, 9:17 pm] in fun

CATHOLIC DOG  Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for    company.   One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest  and asked,    "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"  Father Patrick...

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FUN AT SEA WORLD!!

Posted by Tony on January 6, 2006, 1:33 am] in fun

An amazing day at Sea World. On a recent visit to San Diego, California I decided to go to Sea World with some friends (a sea creature theme park). It was just an amazing day as we watched in awe, some of the many whale and dolphin shows. These animals can perform amazing feats and the entire park is packed with shows and activities for the...

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The secret of drinking a lot of vodka but staying sober

Posted by nemo on January 4, 2006, 11:27 am] in fun

Russian blogger Konstantin decided that the secret should go in the public domain.I know, this should have been better before the party, but still, for sure the next party is on the way. And I wanted to test this before recommending it ;-)Get wise here and let me know if it works for you.

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HELL-- Exactly what is it?

Posted by Paul Madacsi on December 26, 2005, 3:06 pm] in fun

HELL.....The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with Colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic...

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Better than a flu shot

Posted by Paul Madacsi on December 24, 2005, 9:58 pm] in fun

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.  One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her...

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Bacon and Eggs

Posted by Paul Madacsi on December 23, 2005, 12:59 am] in fun

BACON AND EGGS  Being an American EXPAT I sometime get a craving for bacon and eggs in the morning for breakfast. Here are some places which I found serve American style breakfasts.  BOX UTCA, Across from the Arany Janos blue metro station. Café Blue, In the food court area of MOM PARK. INTERMEZO at Kelvin Ter....

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The Return of the GIF

Posted by nemo on December 18, 2005, 12:17 pm] in fun

Tiny blue balls make their way around on inspired music, chosen from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure". First, I'm warning you about the volume of your speakers. You may want to turn them down. After, you may want to turn them up. This could go for "art" category maybe instead of "fun".Enjoy it here!

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THE BRITS REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY!!!!

Posted by Tony on December 13, 2005, 11:05 am] in fun

THE BRITS REALLY KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY!!!!  A few weeks ago I had the pleasure to attend the British Women’s Association (BWA) annual fund raiser Charity Event. The program was titled “QUIZ NIGHT FOR CZEPPKO” and the money raised went to the children at the Cseppko Orphanage. This year’s event was held at the...

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Good expats hangouts in Budapest

Posted by Tony on December 12, 2005, 5:38 pm] in fun

Good expats hangouts in Budapest  By nature I have found that expats are a friendly and very social lot who love life and believe in enjoying and living it to the max. Thanks to being introduced to RUGBY by the hard core fans at Champs, I rarely watch American football anymore. That’s why I love meeting other expats living in...

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On a brand new day of hard work...

Posted by kulcsi on December 12, 2005, 10:48 am] in fun

Science is fun, don't you think? And what about your mouse manipulating abilities? Every monday must have a little adventure...

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