A LITTLE CATHOLIC HUMOR!!!!!

Posted by Tony on January 7, 2006, 9:17 pm in fun

CATHOLIC DOG

  Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
    company. 
  One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest  and asked,  
  "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

  Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an 
   animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's
   no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

   Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to
    donate to them for the service?"

  Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
  Why didn`t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

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